Friday, October 13, 2006

Love from the eyes of chemistry

SYMBOL: ILU,143ATOMIC NUMBER:
Not knownATOMIC WEIGHT: Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE: Close To The Heart
OCCURRENCE: Occurs In highly Reactive State, College Compounds, Cinema Halls, Parks and Bus Stops!

METHOD OF PREPARATION: a) By the action of beauty upon heart. An exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat!b) By the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!

CATALYST USED: Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!REDUCING AGENTS: Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDSBOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: a) Gas at human temperature
b) COLOUR: Varying shades of Pink
c) ODOUR: Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:a) ACTION ON SCIENTISTS: LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) ACTION ON TEENAGERS: LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POETc) REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSIONd) CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF 'SOLID' AND 'BEAT' ENERGYUSES:
a) HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY: If one is in LOVE... forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY: As it is good for BODY and MIND
c) RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGYINFERENCE THROUGH 'CHEMISTRY'

I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE, IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED.

Chemistry of LOVE

SYMBOL: ILU,143ATOMIC NUMBER:
Not knownATOMIC WEIGHT: Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE: Close To The Heart
OCCURRENCE: Occurs In highly Reactive State, College Compounds, Cinema Halls, Parks and Bus Stops!

METHOD OF PREPARATION: a) By the action of beauty upon heart. An exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat!b) By the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!

CATALYST USED: Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!REDUCING AGENTS: Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDSBOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: a) Gas at human temperature
b) COLOUR: Varying shades of Pink
c) ODOUR: Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:a) ACTION ON SCIENTISTS: LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) ACTION ON TEENAGERS: LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POETc) REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSIONd) CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF 'SOLID' AND 'BEAT' ENERGYUSES:
a) HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY: If one is in LOVE... forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY: As it is good for BODY and MIND
c) RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGYINFERENCE THROUGH 'CHEMISTRY'

I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE, IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED.

Inzamam

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, goprepare for some standard questions that are asked to them whencommentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won thematch,for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response tothefirst question after winning.But this time.....
Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for thesecond time and u must be happy!
Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim!All credit goes to the boys.Everyonework hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in.Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and givinginstructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will worktogetherasa team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able toREPEAT the same result
Tony fainted